**MOTU SPOILER ALERT**

If you haven't read the latest chapter of MOTU then STOP READING THIS!!! I was left with my mouth on the floor at the end!! Holy shit did Edward seriously walk into the apartment alone after Bella's Volvo was trashed?!? If Lauren is in there waiting with a gun for him thinking he's Bella, I will.. I will.. probably have to have an EMT standing by. Icy is definitely killing us with this one. OH and Mrs. Robinson threatening Bella that if she hurts Edward again she will basically hunt her down. WTF!!! Mrs. Robinson needs a taste of her own medicine and Bella told her flat out she was willing to give it to her. I really wish Bella found out Edward loves her from him and not from that child molesting wench!! Oh and then the note she leaves for Bella; telling her she will fill in the holes for Bella concerning Edward. My curiousity would be piqued too but I don't think I would want to know her perspective on Edward. Poor Bella. Icy really knows how to leave us breathless and wanting more. Bring it on!!!

Robert Pattinson and Christina Ricci.... If we can't get our sex scene out of Breaking Dawn then we can get our fix with the lustful film 'Bel Ami'.

Socialite Life Reports: "Filming will start next month, as will his onscreen love scenes that will go way beyond Twilight and New Moon. Life & Style reports from the script on a sex romp with Christina Ricci's character Clotilde that both characters are "surprised by the intensity of the racy encounter" and "Tender, aching moments pass before George asks Clotilde 'Now?' "...I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Oh, other sex scenes include a tryst with Umma Thurman which is "quick and efficient while sitting at a desk" and "rough and ravenous with Virgie (Kristin Scott Thomas) on the floor" and "up against a door with a prostitute."

Um...Did anyone else fall out of their ever so slippery office chair? Holy hell that is Hot, Hawt, Hotttt....I for one am very happy that we ADULTS will have a night to enjoy....Here is the rating we are looking for lady's.....

Trouble?

One of our sisters got in trouble with her hubby for posting this pic on FB. What do you think?

OMEC...oh to be that hand....

TY ChrissyB for the pic and EB for the words...xoxo

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.I love thee to the depth and breadth and heightMy soul can reach, when feeling out of sightFor the ends of Being and ideal Grace.I love thee to the level of everyday'sMost quiet need, by sun and candle-light.I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.I love thee with a passion put to useIn my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.I love thee with a love I seemed to loseWith my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,I shall but love thee better after death......by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Fifth News

Hey Kiddies, I just wanted to give you all an update on the status of Chapter 14 for I Plead the Fifth. I have been hard at work writing EPOV for 14. It's taking awhile to get through because as always our Edward has a lot to say. I am hoping I will be posting it either Thursday or Friday. And for all your patience I will be rewarding you with a goodie. Around Valentine's Day I will be posting an outtake from I Plead the Fifth. It will be an outtake surrounding Jasper and Alice. And there might be some lemony goodness. Well back to writing. Chat soon!

I was so stoked when I read chapter 13. Rose cracks my shit up. Her mouth is...spot on with the sarcasm. Love it. I enjoy reading about the relationship these girls have. It mirrors closely the relationship I have with my friends...Even the one I have formed with TeamEd. The bachelorette party was flipping awesome. First can I get a woot, and a shout out to Team for sneaking me (My name) into her story. Yes..I made a cameo ladies. I was the impressive waitress and I rocked it! lol.

Then things get a little creepy. Leave it to James to screw the night up. The drink he sent was one thing...but no means NO! Men sometimes have no clue....But that's okay... Edward comes to her rescue, and we get to see the sweet side of him. Taking her home, helping her with the porcelain god, and tucking her in bed. She drifts off to sleep but not before telling him he is beautiful. How sweet! I'm hoping he will be there when she wakes in chapter 14...so keep your fingers crossed....we will just have to wait and see.

UnintendedFrenzy, aka Bellashields,has done it again with Chapter 8; leaving us breathless and wanting more. The songs, oh the songs, are simply perfect. She maybe my friend, but Bella is a musical genius when it comes to picking out the perfect song(s) to set the mood. I could just see the three of them jamming out to every tune. OMEC!!! Alone by Heart one of my favs; perfect song for her to sing to Edward- Swoon!! The way she jumped at him when the set was over and right in front of his parents teehee! I would be embarrassed too. Bella being a biker babe, nice touch! Nothing like the rumble of horse power between your legs!! And holy sh*t what was that with Jake, again leaving us on the edge guessing and wanting more. You better update again and like soon or the red room will be waiting.

~*MOTU*~

Slow burn continues...Leave it to Icy to keep us wanting more..more..more. Spoiler Alert!:Lets be honest, we all knew that 50 would be the highest bidder when Bella took the stage for auction. Holy Hell! Mr. Banter toying with 50...fifteen thousand dollars.. no, twenty five thousand dollars...um still no. Bella went for One Hundred Thousand Dollars! I love the conversation just after...Bella “A very expensive dance…” Edward “I’m sure it’ll be worth every single cent,”. Swoon....Blush...Clap clap clap. Another great opening...Now comes the meat of the story...another first for 50. He brings Bella to his childhood room. She is so hot and bothered by those damn silver balls that she asks him to spank her..Yep! 12 twitchy palms. lol. another hot ass lemon..TY Mrs. Icy. and last but not least..Mrs. Robinson? that's all I can say! Another great chapter..I will hold my cupcakes till chapter 65 posts. much love. UF

SPOILER ALERT! Well CWIA posted....Ok and I was so, so, so, happy when It did. At the top B4 you even start, she mentions people being "overwhelmed by the porn."HUH? why? This is what makes the story come to life. Passion people! I'm all for a good romp in the car. Been there done that...Yep! I was hell-a-sore the next day 'cause I'm to old for contorting my body that way, but I'll read about it all day:) I am so proud of Bella, finally letting her feelings go. If you have lost someone of importance then you know what it's like to keep the pain locked up. Bella is finally having some release. Edward...Wow...honey how did you miss the 1 yr? Sweet Alice to the rescue, again. My heart was torn in two, when he walks in to find Bella balled up on the floor, clinging to the tackle box. "I miss Charley" she cries out. Such a beautiful, sad moment for them. Ok, TK2 has a new friend...too cute. Edward is always making her happy...in his F*cked up way.lol. Oh and to close this bitch...NEW TATTOOS! sweet...I can not wait to see what he wants for the both of them. E! Clap Clap Clap Clap...Well thats all I have 2 day. Oh check out the play list at the bottom. Team has been working on it for us all. UF

Lets Talk....

Hey UnintendedFrenzy here.... Team and I are working hard to get our chapters out this week. MOTU has not posted, someone said she was away this week. CWIA well we know we only have a few chapters left and she is taking her time....So I guess we need to cross our fingers for Edward Wallbanger, she is due.

Team is teasing me..can not wait for her to post chapter 13 of I Plead the Fifth...due out very soon.

Gravity chapter 8 is in editing, so fingers crossed I should post Friday night.

Talk to you soon! UF