This is just a quick update for you...We have expanded our love and created another blog. Please join us over at www.permapervs.blogspot.com

So Sorry!

We are sooooo sorry...I know we have not updated this in a long time. Um we could not remember our password to email or the Blog. Yeah we are ra-tards. We may be moving to a larger Blog, so KIT you will know soon enough.....alot has happened in the last few months. TeamE. has finished her first FF baby...We will miss the 5th and those crazy kids. She now has a new story that is Rock Awesome!....you need to check it out. So...we just wanted to say we miss you all and TTFN.

Gravity...Bella's tattoo

I had a hard time getting this on here. So sorry it has taken so long. Here is Bella's Tattoo. Fire and Ice. We all know what this mixture is, an errotic coctail of sorts. Hope you like it. Edward does!

A BIG HUGE FUCKIN' CONGRATS!!!!!!

Well, finally round one voting has ended for the FML contest and drum roll please.......... our very own UnintendedFrenzy aka Bellashields is moving on to round two. WOOT fuckin WOOT!!!!! Thank you to all of you that supported the both of us. Yeah bummer we both didn't move on but at least one of us will be representing Cinderfnrellas and our TD sisters. So when the next round of voting starts which is March 4- March 10 make sure you let your fingers do the clicking and vote for her once again! If you don't I will hunt ya down!!! Good Luck Mama!! Hugs and tugs and a huge fuckin cupcake!!!

WTF?

Okay, so last night we found out that FF pulled chapter 71 of MOTU. Why? She was in violation of the TOS (terms of service, I assume). We all loved chapter 71 but I think there were some hotter, sexier chapters previously, right? So why pull 71? Then they pull all of CW&IA. I about fell out of my chair when I read that on her blog. WTF!?! Why would FF wait until it was complete to pull this shit. Why wouldn't they pull it in the middle of it? It doesn't make sense. Who in the hell is the cockblocker that is doing this and reporting our favs? I want to hunt them down and I'm sure you all will help. This now makes me wonder what will happen to my story and UnintendedFrenzy's. Mine doesn't have the lemony goodness, yet, that MOTU and CW&IA had/has but eventually it will and will someone then report it and it will be yanked from FF? All of these stories are rated and the reader is warned, so WTF? I will follow, and I know you all will to, MOTU and anything huntershunting writes to the ends of Earth. I just dont' fucking get it and probably never will. Shit has FF ever heard of the first amendment, I think NOT!!!

Well as you all are aware UnintendedFrenzy and TeamEdwardAlways have entered the FML contest on FanFiction. Voting is under way and round one is over on the 24th of feb. So please head over and vote for us both! We will not be able to do this with out your support!

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2187120/

Our story's are...

UnintendedFrenzy: Aphroliete

TeamEdwardAlways: A dimond is forever

(We are both in the first round)

Here is what will be happening the next few weeks....

"IMPORTANT VOTING AND JUDGING INFORMATION
We have received 70 completed stories for the FML contest, and we couldn't be more thrilled with the turnout! The judges are hard at work validating the entries, and we wanted to let you know a little bit about how this voting thing will work. Open voting will be done in two preliminary rounds. The top ten stories from each round will move onto the final open voting round, where the top two stories will receive prizes.

Open Voting Dates:
February 18 through February 24 - First Round of Open Voting featuring 35 storiesFebruary 25 through March 3 - Second Round of Open Voting featuring 35 storiesMarch 4 through March 10 - Final Round of Open Voting featuring twenty stories (the top ten from each of the preliminary rounds) During this time, the judges will also be making their choices in the Judges' Selection Round (JSR), which will include both first and second place winners as well as special mentions.

Announcement of Winners:
On Saturday, March 13, the first and second place winners of both Open Voting and the JSR will be announced here and on the FML Contest Blog - http://www.fmlcontest.blogspot.com/
On Sunday, March 14, all special mentions and additional awards will be announced here and on our blog.Be sure to read the entries in the C2 and vote for your favorites!

FML contest is under way. TeamEdwardalways and I (UnintendedFrenzy) will be participating in the fun.

Voting: How Voting Works: After the submission deadline has passed, there will be an open/public voting round featuring all validated entries. The first round of open voting will begin on 2/22. In addition to Open Voting, there will be a Judges’ Selection round. The judges will assess all submitted entries, and will do so anonymously – all identifying information (author, title, etc) will be removed from an entry before the judges read it. The winners will be announced at the end of Feb/early March. We'll let you know when we get closer to the end of the contest!

Hope you have fun reading all the smut FML offers *wink* and please vote!

Musical Inspiration

Music is all around us; it's pretty hard to escape it. We've all been reading MOTU and CWIA and our senses have been tantilized and moved with these two stories and their musical selections. Stephenie Meyer writes to a playlist for inspiration. Well it's the same for myself and UnintendedFrenzy; music is a definite inspiration when we write. Actually it's hard not to write and not think of songs at the same time. I will hear a song on the radio or in a movie and think OMEC that would work so perfectly in this scene or that scene. Just the other night I was watching Paul Blart Mall Cop and who would have thunk it that I would find inspiration there, but I did. And I will be using it in chapters to come for I Plead the Fifth. It's hard to describe what music does when we write. It helps with the mood of the story, the flow, and sometimes it even writes the words for us and our characters. Daughtry has been a big inspiration for me and John Mayer has been for UnintendedFrenzy. For me Daughtry (who by the way is the true American Idol and not Trailor Hitch) really speaks for Edward (Masen). Their song "Sorry" really says and feels totally Edward; it's almost as if Chris was in Edward's head when he wrote it. I don't think I could write if I didn't have music. If I wasn't listening to my Ipod (which I do every Wednesday night when I write) or listening to my playlist on the computer there wouldn't really be a story. I never understood what Stephenie Meyer meant when she talked out writing to music in her interviews. Well now I do. I've built a playlist of songs that inspire us both and you can find it below. So please check it out. I'm trying to update it regularly but myself and UnintendedFrenzy are inspired by so many songs it's hard to keep up. So the next time you're listening to the radio or your Ipod just think you might be inspired too.

**HOLY SHIT**

SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT!!!!! IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE UPDATE FOR GRAVITY THEN STOP FUCKING READING!!! All I can say is HOLY SHIT!!! That was by far the best chapter yet and it totally pissed me off because we are left hanging totally hanging. I feel like I am gripping the window sill dangling out of a 30 story building. God UnintendedFrenzy better post again and soon! Or I might have to hunt her ass down in Arkansas. So we find out about Edward's past. OMEC!! Bella saw photos of his murdered parents. Then she took a nose dive into his glass coffee table after she realized that Edward's father's eyes are his eyes. OMEC!!! I love how she became all shy when he went to fix her up. That was really sweet. But shit Jake is her ex?! Either I am a complete moron because I didn't see that coming. My heart nearly, no wait it did, jump out of my throat when they got back to her apartment and it was open and there was writing on the door. And then when Edward called the boys for reinforcements and for Emmett's gun. I suddenly was bombarded with visions of the worst possible scenario. UGH!!!!!!! And the end, oh the end. The words You're Mine painted in red on the door. OMEC OMEC OMEC!!! You better post again soon!! I want to come in from the ledge. All I can say WOW!!!

**MOTU SPOILER ALERT**

If you haven't read the latest chapter of MOTU then STOP READING THIS!!! I was left with my mouth on the floor at the end!! Holy shit did Edward seriously walk into the apartment alone after Bella's Volvo was trashed?!? If Lauren is in there waiting with a gun for him thinking he's Bella, I will.. I will.. probably have to have an EMT standing by. Icy is definitely killing us with this one. OH and Mrs. Robinson threatening Bella that if she hurts Edward again she will basically hunt her down. WTF!!! Mrs. Robinson needs a taste of her own medicine and Bella told her flat out she was willing to give it to her. I really wish Bella found out Edward loves her from him and not from that child molesting wench!! Oh and then the note she leaves for Bella; telling her she will fill in the holes for Bella concerning Edward. My curiousity would be piqued too but I don't think I would want to know her perspective on Edward. Poor Bella. Icy really knows how to leave us breathless and wanting more. Bring it on!!!

Robert Pattinson and Christina Ricci.... If we can't get our sex scene out of Breaking Dawn then we can get our fix with the lustful film 'Bel Ami'.

Socialite Life Reports: "Filming will start next month, as will his onscreen love scenes that will go way beyond Twilight and New Moon. Life & Style reports from the script on a sex romp with Christina Ricci's character Clotilde that both characters are "surprised by the intensity of the racy encounter" and "Tender, aching moments pass before George asks Clotilde 'Now?' "...I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Oh, other sex scenes include a tryst with Umma Thurman which is "quick and efficient while sitting at a desk" and "rough and ravenous with Virgie (Kristin Scott Thomas) on the floor" and "up against a door with a prostitute."

Um...Did anyone else fall out of their ever so slippery office chair? Holy hell that is Hot, Hawt, Hotttt....I for one am very happy that we ADULTS will have a night to enjoy....Here is the rating we are looking for lady's.....

Trouble?

One of our sisters got in trouble with her hubby for posting this pic on FB. What do you think?

OMEC...oh to be that hand....

TY ChrissyB for the pic and EB for the words...xoxo

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.I love thee to the depth and breadth and heightMy soul can reach, when feeling out of sightFor the ends of Being and ideal Grace.I love thee to the level of everyday'sMost quiet need, by sun and candle-light.I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.I love thee with a passion put to useIn my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.I love thee with a love I seemed to loseWith my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,I shall but love thee better after death......by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Fifth News

Hey Kiddies, I just wanted to give you all an update on the status of Chapter 14 for I Plead the Fifth. I have been hard at work writing EPOV for 14. It's taking awhile to get through because as always our Edward has a lot to say. I am hoping I will be posting it either Thursday or Friday. And for all your patience I will be rewarding you with a goodie. Around Valentine's Day I will be posting an outtake from I Plead the Fifth. It will be an outtake surrounding Jasper and Alice. And there might be some lemony goodness. Well back to writing. Chat soon!

I was so stoked when I read chapter 13. Rose cracks my shit up. Her mouth is...spot on with the sarcasm. Love it. I enjoy reading about the relationship these girls have. It mirrors closely the relationship I have with my friends...Even the one I have formed with TeamEd. The bachelorette party was flipping awesome. First can I get a woot, and a shout out to Team for sneaking me (My name) into her story. Yes..I made a cameo ladies. I was the impressive waitress and I rocked it! lol.

Then things get a little creepy. Leave it to James to screw the night up. The drink he sent was one thing...but no means NO! Men sometimes have no clue....But that's okay... Edward comes to her rescue, and we get to see the sweet side of him. Taking her home, helping her with the porcelain god, and tucking her in bed. She drifts off to sleep but not before telling him he is beautiful. How sweet! I'm hoping he will be there when she wakes in chapter 14...so keep your fingers crossed....we will just have to wait and see.

UnintendedFrenzy, aka Bellashields,has done it again with Chapter 8; leaving us breathless and wanting more. The songs, oh the songs, are simply perfect. She maybe my friend, but Bella is a musical genius when it comes to picking out the perfect song(s) to set the mood. I could just see the three of them jamming out to every tune. OMEC!!! Alone by Heart one of my favs; perfect song for her to sing to Edward- Swoon!! The way she jumped at him when the set was over and right in front of his parents teehee! I would be embarrassed too. Bella being a biker babe, nice touch! Nothing like the rumble of horse power between your legs!! And holy sh*t what was that with Jake, again leaving us on the edge guessing and wanting more. You better update again and like soon or the red room will be waiting.

~*MOTU*~

Slow burn continues...Leave it to Icy to keep us wanting more..more..more. Spoiler Alert!:Lets be honest, we all knew that 50 would be the highest bidder when Bella took the stage for auction. Holy Hell! Mr. Banter toying with 50...fifteen thousand dollars.. no, twenty five thousand dollars...um still no. Bella went for One Hundred Thousand Dollars! I love the conversation just after...Bella “A very expensive dance…” Edward “I’m sure it’ll be worth every single cent,”. Swoon....Blush...Clap clap clap. Another great opening...Now comes the meat of the story...another first for 50. He brings Bella to his childhood room. She is so hot and bothered by those damn silver balls that she asks him to spank her..Yep! 12 twitchy palms. lol. another hot ass lemon..TY Mrs. Icy. and last but not least..Mrs. Robinson? that's all I can say! Another great chapter..I will hold my cupcakes till chapter 65 posts. much love. UF

SPOILER ALERT! Well CWIA posted....Ok and I was so, so, so, happy when It did. At the top B4 you even start, she mentions people being "overwhelmed by the porn."HUH? why? This is what makes the story come to life. Passion people! I'm all for a good romp in the car. Been there done that...Yep! I was hell-a-sore the next day 'cause I'm to old for contorting my body that way, but I'll read about it all day:) I am so proud of Bella, finally letting her feelings go. If you have lost someone of importance then you know what it's like to keep the pain locked up. Bella is finally having some release. Edward...Wow...honey how did you miss the 1 yr? Sweet Alice to the rescue, again. My heart was torn in two, when he walks in to find Bella balled up on the floor, clinging to the tackle box. "I miss Charley" she cries out. Such a beautiful, sad moment for them. Ok, TK2 has a new friend...too cute. Edward is always making her happy...in his F*cked up way.lol. Oh and to close this bitch...NEW TATTOOS! sweet...I can not wait to see what he wants for the both of them. E! Clap Clap Clap Clap...Well thats all I have 2 day. Oh check out the play list at the bottom. Team has been working on it for us all. UF

Lets Talk....

Hey UnintendedFrenzy here.... Team and I are working hard to get our chapters out this week. MOTU has not posted, someone said she was away this week. CWIA well we know we only have a few chapters left and she is taking her time....So I guess we need to cross our fingers for Edward Wallbanger, she is due.

Team is teasing me..can not wait for her to post chapter 13 of I Plead the Fifth...due out very soon.

Gravity chapter 8 is in editing, so fingers crossed I should post Friday night.

Talk to you soon! UF